Shimmy Sim Sim
Read it. Learn from it. Live it.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Another day without you with me,
Is like a blade that cuts right through me.
Simple Plan- I can wait forever
Saturday, May 23, 2009
The perfect words never cross my mind,
'Cause there was nothing in there but you
Snow Patrol- Signal Fire
Friday, May 22, 2009
Light up light up
As if you have a choice
Snow Patrol- Run
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Music expresses my feelings...
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear
Snow Patrol- Run
Ambiguous sentences and Puns
I love these things. HAHAHA.
Here's what I learned in English class for the pass 3 days.
Ambiguity:
Tired of cleaning
yourself
? Let me help you.
The judge sentenced the killer to
die
in the electric chair for the
second time
.
The story shows what
evil
men can do.
Dog for sale:
Eats anything
;
fond of children
. ( My favorite :P)
Enrage caw injures
f
armer with an axe.
( Favorite xD)
New vaccine may
contain
rabies.
Puns:
Two
silk worms
had a race and they ended up in a
tie
.
(draw/ tie(The long fabric))
A
hole
was found in the nudist camp and the police are
looking into it
.
(literally looking into it/ investigating)
I wonder why the baseball was getting bigger, then
it hit me
.
(literally hit him/ realize)
A sign on a drug rehabilitation centre wall says, keep off the
grass
.
(Marijuana/ lawn)
A dog gave birth to
puppies
near the road and was cited for
littering
.
(literally littering/ a litter of puppies (collective noun))
ONE year anniversary~
woooo hooo! My blog survived for one year and is still living :D
As a celebration, I'll change the blog layout and stuff stuff.... But, that'll have to wait.
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