Here's what I learned in English class for the pass 3 days.
Ambiguity:
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me help you.
- The judge sentenced the killer to die in the electric chair for the second time.
- The story shows what evil men can do.
- Dog for sale: Eats anything; fond of children. ( My favorite :P)
- Enrage caw injures farmer with an axe. ( Favorite xD)
- New vaccine may contain rabies.
Puns:
- Two silk worms had a race and they ended up in a tie. (draw/ tie(The long fabric))
- A hole was found in the nudist camp and the police are looking into it. (literally looking into it/ investigating)
- I wonder why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me. (literally hit him/ realize)
- A sign on a drug rehabilitation centre wall says, keep off the grass. (Marijuana/ lawn)
- A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. (literally littering/ a litter of puppies (collective noun))
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