I wanted to update my blog so I went to ask a 'professional' for help on what I should blog about. As you can see on the post title, it's gonna be about cows and cheeseburgers. They're probably two of the things that's keeping him alive till now :P
You see, cows are these creature that keeps the world going, just like how they keep the 'professional'. Without them, most of us would be no less similar to the walking dead.
Beef patties would not exist. A mere chicken cheeseburger or any kind of cheeseburgers wouldn't be able to satisfy the craving of those rabid homosapiens. Crime satistics will rise dramatically and roit outbreaks will be frequent. The world will experience no moment of peace and everyone will live in fear. Eventually, Condemntion.
You see, cows are these creature that keeps the world going, just like how they keep the 'professional'. Without them, most of us would be no less similar to the walking dead.
Beef patties would not exist. A mere chicken cheeseburger or any kind of cheeseburgers wouldn't be able to satisfy the craving of those rabid homosapiens. Crime satistics will rise dramatically and roit outbreaks will be frequent. The world will experience no moment of peace and everyone will live in fear. Eventually, Condemntion.
4 comments:
ok.the prof is jem jem?ahhaahah
you got that right.
His chances of getting Mad Cow disease is quite high if he keeps depending on beef and we all cant always depend on chicken(bird flu) or fish(water poisoning) always. What we need is a combination of all 3 of the meat! FIsh, Chicken and beef. I call it FisChiBe ! and inside with a deadlier disease of all 3 combine!!....wait thats not right!
FisChiBe! buy now onlee $9.95
LOLness.
9.95?!! that's friggin expensive! wait... I was thinking of FisChiBe patty. were you talking about patties too? if yes, its EXPENSIVEEEE. I couldn't afford it :P
there's always the choice of becoming a vegetarian. and only eat organic vege.
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