An American man arrived in the capital of Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur. He needed to go to the toilet but there was a woman waiting outside the door, behind a table. He ignored her and went straight in but the woman stopped him before he could enter.
WOMAN: Sey kok. ("Sey kok" means "forty cents" in Cantonese)
MAN: Excuse me? *Confused and refused to give what the woman wanted. He then tried to go in to the toilet but was stopped again by the woman*
WOMAN: Sey kok.
MAN: Okay, fine! *Pulls down his pants and showed her his cock*
WOMAN: No, no! Duit, duit! ("Duit" means "money" in Malay)
MAN: Do it?
WOMAN: Yes!!
MAN: Do it here? Right now? In the public?
WOMAN: Yes, yes!
MAN: Uhh... Okay.The man stripped and started making love to the woman.
WOMAN: *Screaming for help* TOLONG, TOLONG!! ("Tolong" means "help" in Malay)
MAN: Too long? No, it's only six inches.
P.S. I got this joke from Natsume- chan.
Me :3
- Ziaowei
- A Chinese girl, who is usually mistaken for another race, living in a small peaceful country, Brunei. I can be very patriotic at time and despite the absence of nightlife in the country, I love our Brunei to bits! Keep reading my blogs if you wanna keep up with me and life! x P.S. I like reading food labels and their nutrition facts.
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